Wow. It's actually not April 1st. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
This would be great if some common sense returned. It's about time for it... Coming up on 4 years since 9/11. Just allowing pocket knives and P-38s would be a relief.
I know several people who'd love for a security clearance to act as a "don't frisk me" card. I don't know how you'd prove it at the gate, though.