Uhh, Doug,

I don't see your firestarter! If not your lighter, at least a ferrocerium rod. You know: Never leave home without it?

Doug, 10 lashes with a wet leather strop for you. And no more of this kind of thing for you either. You hear me?

[Boy, I sure hope I got this right. Otherwise you will never hear from me again! I'll be banished to some unsurvivable land without knife, ferro rod, or pot. The TSA will steal them from my luggage.]

Come to think of it, I guess I'm in trouble no matter what happens. I hear the hounds.

John
ROTFLMAO

P.S., Doug, If this post is a problem, please feel free to delete it. Best wishes, as always.