#45014 - 07/25/05 12:59 AM
P-38 torture test, first report
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For the past ten weeks, I have been using the same P-38 can opener on a daily basis. It opens approximately two cans a day (some days none, some days one, some days four or five). It also does general odds and ends duty- tightening a light screw, opening bottles, ripping into food packaging, that kind of thing. It gets cleaned with the two-lick method.
It has a slight curve to the blade now, outward, but nothing that doesn't improve it some microscopic amount. The very tip is a little bent, but I've not noticed it having any effect. It also has some discoloration, but nothing that is grungy looking- it is just darker, like a cast iron pan that has been used is compaired to a new one. The main part has some discoloration, but nothing else.
I honestly didn't expect it to last this long. I mean, it is a 50 cent steel stamping that was made to be fairly disposable, I figured it would have packed up after a month, and it is begging to open stuff. Weren't these things issued in every k-ration pack, one a day, during WWII? I've had electric can openers that didn't last this long.
*raising a P-38 to the sky in both palms, like a gift to the winds* I give you, the greatest piece of military equipment, for it's weight and cost, EVER!
More posts on the abuse of the P-38 to come in coming months.
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#45015 - 07/25/05 01:26 AM
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I've had one on a keychain for fifteen+ years, and it performs as well today as it did when I got it.
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#45017 - 07/25/05 02:17 AM
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Still ahve mine from 1978, still works. Keep them stashed all over.
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#45018 - 07/25/05 02:25 AM
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I still have my first P-38, marked 1961 and I have had it since basic training in 1966. Carry it on my keychain, never fails to open cans and works as a screwdriver and small prybar. They do not wear out! I use another as an everyday can opener, opens every can I ever use. I guess I am too cheap to invest in an electric for the kitchen! Never had a woman that liked my P-38 though....I was always the official operator <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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#45019 - 07/25/05 04:04 PM
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Sultan of Spiffy
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Registered: 05/12/01
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Loc: Louisiana
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An AMAZING bit of kit. Amazing.
My Dad gave me a P-38 back in 1973, and I put it on my keyring because I thought it was way cool. (Hey, I was a 14 year-old geek. Sue me.) That SAME P-38 is still on my keyring because, well, it is just so darn useful (that’s a form of cool, right?) It has been with me almost everywhere. (The only place, ironically, that I did not get to carry it was at Basic Training.) It had a date and some lettering on it, but they have long since worn off. It is almost all raw, silver metal. But it still works. It has been used as a can opener, tape ripper (for packages), staple puller, keyboard cleaner, screwdriver, pry bar, used to bend wire, as a scraper for making sparks, and as an ad-hoc measuring device.
Yes, my Squirt and my Wave have a can/bottle openers. But……
Sometimes, you just gotta stick with the classics.
…..CLIFF
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#45020 - 07/25/05 04:38 PM
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 329
Loc: Michigan
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What about the slightly lager p-51 ( I think that's the designation)?
I find that these open cans much more easily and quickly, and their size (only slightly larger) makes them even more useful.
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#45021 - 07/25/05 05:14 PM
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Registered: 09/19/03
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Loc: Montréal, Québec, Canada
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I would be curious to know what result such a test would have on the Coghlan's version of the p-38. I don't know where I can find genuine p-38. Since my father did his military service for the US during the Berlin wall (before the Vietnam war) he still have a p-38 still working but I'm looking for a source of new ones in my vicinity and I'm afraid Coghlan is the only one available. I'll visit military surplus but most of the time they don't have genuine gear.
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#45022 - 07/25/05 05:39 PM
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Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 103
Loc: Arizona
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Good post. I was at the local surplus store here in Arizona, and the p-38s were some cheapo junk!! Where can I get the military ones that are good???
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#45023 - 07/25/05 06:44 PM
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Registered: 04/21/05
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Loc: Anthem, AZ USA
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Despite having used many a "real" P-38 provided by Uncle Sam, can't say that I know how to distinguish genuine from a wannabe. Google came up with this page, with patent info (scroll down) and this page has more info on its history than you'd ever want to know.
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