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| #45014 - 07/25/05 12:59 AM  P-38 torture test, first report |  
| Anonymous Unregistered
 
 
 
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For the past ten weeks, I have been using the same P-38 can opener on a daily basis. It opens approximately two cans a day (some days none, some days one, some days four or five). It also does general odds and ends duty- tightening a light screw, opening bottles, ripping into food packaging, that kind of thing. It gets cleaned with the two-lick method. 
 It has a slight curve to the blade now, outward, but nothing that doesn't improve it some microscopic amount. The very tip is a little bent, but I've not noticed it having any effect. It also has some discoloration, but nothing that is grungy looking- it is just darker, like a cast iron pan that has been used is compaired to a new one. The main part has some discoloration, but nothing else.
 
 I honestly didn't expect it to last this long. I mean, it is a 50 cent steel stamping that was made to be fairly disposable, I figured it would have packed up after a month, and it is begging to open stuff. Weren't these things issued in every k-ration pack, one a day, during WWII? I've had electric can openers that didn't last this long.
 
 *raising a P-38 to the sky in both palms, like a gift to the winds* I give you, the greatest piece of military equipment, for it's weight and cost, EVER!
 
 More posts on the abuse of the P-38 to come in coming months.
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| #45015 - 07/25/05 01:26 AM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
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I've had one on a keychain for fifteen+ years, and it performs as well today as it did when I got it.   |  
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| #45017 - 07/25/05 02:17 AM  Re: P-38 torture test |  
|   Addict
 
 Registered:  11/11/03
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Still ahve mine from 1978, still works. Keep them stashed all over.
 Dave
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| #45018 - 07/25/05 02:25 AM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Addict
 
 Registered:  07/06/03
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I still have my first P-38, marked 1961 and I have had it since basic training in 1966. Carry it on my keychain, never fails to open cans and works as a screwdriver and small prybar. They do not wear out! I use another as an everyday can opener, opens every can I ever use. I guess I am too cheap to invest in an electric for the kitchen! Never had a woman that liked my P-38 though....I was always the official operator <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />   
_________________________No, I am not Bear Grylls, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and Bear was there too!
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| #45019 - 07/25/05 04:04 PM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Sultan of Spiffy
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 Registered:  05/12/01
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 Loc:  Louisiana
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An AMAZING bit of kit.  Amazing.
 My Dad gave me a P-38 back in 1973, and I put it on my keyring because I thought it was way cool.  (Hey, I was a 14 year-old geek.  Sue me.)  That SAME P-38 is still on my keyring because, well, it is just so darn useful (that’s a form of cool, right?)  It has been with me almost everywhere.  (The only place, ironically, that I did not get to carry it was at Basic Training.)  It had a date and some lettering on it, but they have long since worn off.  It is almost all raw, silver metal.  But it still works.  It has been used as a can opener, tape ripper (for packages), staple puller, keyboard cleaner, screwdriver, pry bar, used to bend wire, as a scraper for making sparks, and as an ad-hoc measuring device.
 
 Yes, my Squirt and my Wave have a can/bottle openers.  But……
 
 Sometimes, you just gotta stick with the classics.
 
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| #45020 - 07/25/05 04:38 PM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Enthusiast
 
   Registered:  12/01/04
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 Loc:  Michigan
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What about the slightly lager p-51 ( I think that's the designation)?
 I find that these open cans much more easily and quickly, and their size (only slightly larger) makes them even more useful.
 
_________________________"2+2=4 is not life, but the beginning of death."   Dostoyevsky
 
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| #45021 - 07/25/05 05:14 PM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Old Hand
 
 Registered:  09/19/03
 Posts: 736
 Loc:  Montréal, Québec, Canada
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I would be curious to know what result such a test would have on the Coghlan's version of the p-38. I don't know where I can find genuine p-38. Since my father did his military service for the US during the Berlin wall (before the Vietnam war) he still have a p-38 still working but I'm looking for a source of new ones in my vicinity and I'm afraid Coghlan is the only one available. I'll visit military surplus but most of the time they don't have genuine gear.    |  
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| #45022 - 07/25/05 05:39 PM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Member
 
 Registered:  08/27/04
 Posts: 103
 Loc:  Arizona
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Good post. I was at the local surplus store here in Arizona, and the p-38s were some cheapo junk!! Where can I get the military ones that are good???  |  
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| #45023 - 07/25/05 06:44 PM  Re: P-38 torture test, first report |  
|   Addict
 
   Registered:  04/21/05
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 Loc:  Anthem, AZ USA
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Despite having used many a "real" P-38 provided by Uncle Sam, can't say that I know how to distinguish genuine from a wannabe. Google came up with this page, with    patent info (scroll down)  and  this page  has more info on its history than you'd ever want to know.  
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