Accchh! My matie! You are beginning to get into the spirit of the thing!

[color:"red"]Here's the deal: I will pay $100.00 {no [censored]} to the guy that starts a fire with a [genericly speaking] metal match with one hand! Video required. [/color]

No -- not a blast match or other aided device or a rod braced against another object - just straight metal stick. I think $100.00 is well worth the contribution to the community.