I would have to agree with you there, I also work for a politically correct company whose favorite phrase is 'diversity' -- I got in trouble a year ago for having one of those 'threatening' Swiss Army multi-tools on my belt. Actually, the complainers felt threatened by the nylon sheath, they never saw the 'alleged weapon'. But I had to answer to human resources and promise never to bring that 'weapon' back to the workplace. I still carry a different multitool, but out of sight in my pocket, and what they can't see, they can't complain about.