Pleased to meet you! I've been plaintiffs' PI for about 20 years with a little bit of defense work sprinkled in -- which, interestingly enough, was often defense of mass tort cases.
In one of my other lives, we kept epi pens and rattlesnake so-called antidote on hand at ranch HQ. Thank god we never had to use the venon antitox - in those days, it could be worse then the bite. The epi pens got used a few times, as did vitamin K injectable we kept for my Dad who was on Coumadin anticoagulant.
I would not like to be responsible for a bunch of urchins. Probably like you, I know just enough medicine to be dangerous.