As The Three Stooges would say, The fun and games don't start until you put someone's eye out!

"I can't see, I can't see!" exclaims Curly or Larry.

"Whatsa matter?" says Moe.

"I got my eyes closed," replies Curly or Larry.

Cue sound of slap (delivered by Moe -- who else?).

That killed me as a kid. Got me every damned time.

The truth: It STILL gets me every time.

-- Craig