Craig:
"But then again, I'm cynical, pessimistic, and paranoid."
You say that like it's a BAD thing!
I am now working in a place with no windows, and in the event of a power outage, it would be as dark as the inside of a rock. I have two small flashlights on my keychain, which I keep in my pocket, NOT in my locker. I was in the market checkout line, and a man tapped me on the shoulder and held out his little flashlight, also on his keychain, and silently pointed to my little Solitare hanging out of my pants pocket on its little lanyard, and winked.
So, here in WA, there are at least TWO of us!
Sue