Oh God. THAT was HILARIOUS. Haven't laughed that hard for a long time. I NEED to go and get some of that stuff for a mates birthday bash. I can feel a prank coming on........
may need to start selling 'emergency' lighter fuel for a beer a tin. God my sides are hurting from reading your story, bet your mate was on the floor watching your efforts. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />