Granted, it sucks for long term use, but what about short term survival situations? Is it any good there?

I once left a roll of duct tape in my trunk, on it's side, on carpet, over the summer. That was a mess.

Seems like the ideal tape would be thin but tough (both in puncture resistance and tensile strength),
stick to anything, capable of being peeled off and reattached, waterproof, reflective, and cheap.

I'd settle for tough and sticky. Any suggestions?