>>>I've managed to gargle with cologne and grab dishwashing liquid for shampoo in haste. <<<<br><br>Reminds me of a time when I was dating my soon-to-be wife. We were at a local burger restaurant, not one of the chain stores. I ordered a burger and fries and as I walked toward the booths I noticed a rolling salad bar/steam table. These were not a common addition back in those days.<br><br>I was greatly pleased when I noticed a smal tub filled with melted cheese. I quickly ladled it all over my fries and some on my burger since I had forgotten to order a cheeseburger.<br><br>Imagine the look on my face when I took my first bite and discovered that the melted cheese wqas in fact an oddly colored butterscotch pudding! My wife couldn't stop laughing for a good fifteen minutes. (And she still married me in spite of my obvious deficiencies <s>)<br><br>Ahhh.... Some of life's lessons one learns in our youth are worth retelling.<br>