She was probably thinking:

"Well, it's a Schrade. It's made of inferior 440A steel and it's worse than no knife at all. If it didn't cost $1330.00 and take 10 months to make then it isn't worth owning. How can it possibly keep my worthless husband alive? As soon as he tries to baton with it it will fold over on him and sever both his hands! He should have bought a Swamp Ratt 6500 Combat Battle Weenie! That's the only knife that can keep you alive!"

Better take it back ASAP. <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Regards, Vince