Groo:

I would hate to see it happen, but with logic like Flipper's, they will probably institute the dreaded E. F. E. procedure.

Bountyhunter <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

... because if you write to the TSA, you will get a form letter back, expressing concern with the fact that you felt like you were abused/manhandled/fondled in some way. All they need to know in order to deal with the problem is:
- the exact date, time, location, screening location/number and lane you were in at the airport.
- the full names and badge numbers of all the screeners involved in any way in the alleged incident.
- the full name and badge number of the supervisor on duty at the time of the alleged incident.
- a complete transcript of everything said by everyone at the time of the alleged incident, including yourself, any TSA personnel, bystanders, law enforcement if they got involved, etc.
- a complete, detailed description of every action taken by every screener during the alleged incident ...
You can see where this is heading. I think I'll save the postage next time.