AyersTG:

Let me see if I can help straighten you out on this.

Since anyone with common sense knows, The Garden of Eden was really located somewhere in the rich fertile grape growing soils of Italy. Eden must have had some grape vineyards back then, and Adam must have known how to make wine, otherwise how can you account for Eve being silly enough to listen to a snake if she was not somewhat buzzed with "Summer Wine".

Now follow closely as this may be somewhat shocking in its concept. Since I was born on Italian soil, fed by the proucts of Italian soil through which the eons of history shed their blood, drank the water that spread to the world over, breathed the air which carried the voices of great men as well as great despots, so therefore I and my brothers and sisters of Italy (An Italian surname don't count for squat among us if you weren't born there.) are the mothers and fathers of humanity throughout the world even though they may be born after us.

So basically you are saying you wouldn't buy your dear old daddy a nice Rossi (Which is Italian by the way.) combo gun? <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

How quickly you children forget all we have sacrificed so that you could succeed. You have hurt me to the quick and no bandage will ever stop the bleeding, although I understand there are some really, really, neat "medications" out there that will stop any pain. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Just for that, I ban you from coming to my funeral.

Bountyhunter <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

(I love this morning grape juice I have been buying at a local roadside stand. I was lucky enough to score a couple gallons while the bathtub was full so that I don't have to filter it too much before drinking. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)