The shortcomings of "guys" or the male of the species was touched upon in the "Equipped to kill self" thread, so I thought it would be nice to give the fairer sex some more ammunition.

A man just happen upon a chance to talk to God and decided to ask God 2 questions that have been bothering him quite a bit in his life.

The man said; "God, why did you make women so desirable?".
God replied to the man; "So that men would love them and care for them".

The man then asked God; "Why did you make women so dumb sometimes"?
To which God replied;










"So that they would love men".







Woman to her female friends; "What do you call a man with half a brain"?
One of her friends replied;













"Gifted"

Said a successful woman to her female colleages; What do you call a woman who only does mens jobs successfully"?











"Lazy".


With the right humor, a man doesn't have to be handsome or rich to be desirable. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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