OK, let's try it .... even if I have to explain/translate....
Being a Gentleman, I never thought it was a good way to start things by putting my hand on "her" "Q" ..... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
in French, a MAC is "une machine" (she, not it ...)
and the letter "Q" is prononced the same way as the word used to designate that part of your anatomy you usually sit on ....
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Alain