You have got to remember to NOT USE the .410 shotshells loaded with rock salt that your girl friends father gave you after he found out your intentions toward his daughter were "honorable?".

I once worked in a bakery that had no mice or rat problems because the cockroaches ate them all. If you stepped on one of those cockroaches, they would carry you 30 feet before you could react fast enough to step off. One of the guys thought he had an answer to that and brought steel spiked golfing shoes to work. After stepping on the first cockroach with those shoes, word got around and all the cockroaches in the plant started looking him up because the shoes did such a nice job of scratching the itches they would get on their backs.