That's funny,


Okay I yield to the man with:

"I have a number of fire-starting implements - I own a Blastmatch, a couple of Sparklites, several varieties of Mag-flint, a bunch of Bic lighters, a mini-torch that uses a disposable lighter as a fuel cell, a couple of boxes of strike-anywhere matches, an International orange match-safe, 5 Ronson lighter flints Krazy-glued to a key on my keychain and held in place with clear shrink tubing... About the only one I don't have is a Swedish firesteel, and that's because I've used one and wasn't impressed. "

I think that wood is going to be burning like hell in no time!!
I like your last two thoughts of wisdom both are good!!