During the old "Duck & Cover" days of preparedness they used to have an adult version that went something like this:

In the event of a nucleur attack,

Remove suit coat.

Loosen all buttons on shirt.

Loosen tie at neck or remove completely.

Undo pants belt and leave hang from belt loops.

Unbutton pant waist.

Pull pant zipper all the way down.

Reach back and grab buttocks firmly with both hands.




























Immediately bend over and kiss your butt good-by!

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