http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

During the old "Duck & Cover" days of preparedness they used to have an adult version that went something like this:

In the event of a nucleur attack,

Remove suit coat.

Loosen all buttons on shirt.

Loosen tie at neck or remove completely.

Undo pants belt and leave hang from belt loops.

Unbutton pant waist.

Pull pant zipper all the way down.

Reach back and grab buttocks firmly with both hands.




























Immediately bend over and kiss your butt good-by!

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i like how they included ALL emergencies including zombie attack.

"The assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. Suitable tools you may find in your shed inclue shovels, cricket bats, and similar items." - Zombie attack

My shed has everything but a cricket bat... I guess I'm not that prepared for the zombie attack.

Matt,

A wooden (NOT aluminum) baseball bat will do just as well against zombies. And if it's made of hemlock, you can break off a large splinter and use it to kill a vampire. (That's called "multi-use"). <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

'Pup

You mean like a swiss army bat?

I knew the US Navy trained dolphins.
I didn't know the Swiss Army trained bats !! What for ?? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Frenchy:

They wanted something GNUA to do.

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OK ! you get me on that one....
GNUA is not an acronym, so what does it mean ??

TIA

Frenchy:

I may be wrong about the spelling, but I believe it is bat feces.

Strong "G" then "new; Gnau.

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