He didn't get a bite on the coprolite

The dung all around was a sight
From the smell we'd get no respite
Leave it alone for a while
In an undisturbed pile
And soon it will be coprolite

uhh, that's all I got.

Next thread on ETS: emergency poetry and toilet verses

Dudes, these limericks are hysterical. I remember singing the knight's one at the tops of our lungs at Boy Scout Camp. Good job Barbakane on incorporating "coprolite"!
-Blast, getting weird looks from his wife...

Our limericks are most scatological
They have gone well beyond archaeological
Since our humorous delight
Now extends to coprolite
We’re getting downright paleontological!

A ready made solution is available.
Simply purchase a "free standing raised toilet seat"
These are sold by many suppliers of mobility and healthcare equipment.
They are intended to be used with a standard type of flush toilet.
They can be used on any firm and level surface, with a bucket under to receive the waste.

https://www.essentialaids.com/bathroom/t...KxoCS9QQAvD_BwE

Link provided to show the TYPE of product to which I refer and not by way pf any specific recommendation.

And yes I know that this is a very old thread, but the points raised are still relevant.

Good intel adam2 -- but it's not a limerick. Could you rephrase?

I am no good at limericks, others are welcome to have a go.