Since I got SimpliSafe about two years ago, the fire department has been to my house three times. I must be a bad cook. Once the fire alarm goes off, they're coming - regardless if I call the 'cancel' number at SimpliSafe. First time was Sunday breakfast. Fried sausage was the culprit. We invited them in for eggs and sausage, but they declined. The next two times, I just met them at the curb.

I give them a donation every year.