Today, my mom purchased a backup toaster and coffee maker. While we were at the checkout, the cashier inquired why I wasn't purchasing any books today, as I usually do when shopping at Ollie's. I informed her that I plan to return within a week or two to purchase more books.

Jeanette Isabelle
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I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday