C'mon down! He's a hunting and fishing buddy, and being remarkably clumsy has been the repeated benificiary of my Expedition kits (he knows what we should bring, but always forgets: thus I pick his brain, get his samples, but I MAKE AND CARRY THE KIT).
I can't swear he'd treat you for just ANY Irish Wiskey, but you're welcome to chance it. Oh.. by the way.. he an OB/GYN.