Instead of regulating such an expensive piece of equipment to "casual" use, demand the performance that their sales pitch was based upon, or demand your money back. You can use the refund to buy something that works as advertised.
Eh, I bought the thing over 3 years ago and I don't even remember who I purchased it from. The "lifetime warranty" only recovers repair, not refund.
Of course, I've taken on city hall before, but honestly, this one isn't worth my time or aggravation.
I will take solace in hopefully helping someone else not make the same mistake.
Who knows, maybe the third one will be the charm. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Thanks for all the replies.
Craig.