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Question: Why was the Scarecrow always being promoted?

Answer: He is always outstanding in his field.

Jeanette Isabelle

A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased’s wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, “Plethora.” The widow smiles appreciatively. “Thank you,” she says. “That means a lot.”

Why isn’t dark spelled with a “c”?

You can’t “c” in the dark.

According to a new report, adverse side effects occurred in over 3,000 women who used Botox last year—none of whom seemed surprised.

Question: What's the difference between rats and squirrels?

Answer: The squirrels hired a better P.R. firm.

Jeanette Isabelle

We have a saying that a squirrel is a rat with fancier clothing.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in sentences often goes undetected.

Question: Who invented the steam engine?

Answer: Watt is his name.

Jeanette Isabelle

About The Who-band.

"Who sang this?"
"Yes."
"Yes sang this?"
"No, Who sang this."
"Thats what im asking."
"Go to hell."

Question: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.