My first thought on viewing her garish makeup was "Parody!!" It was, but perhaps not intentional...
I was struck by the tendency for items to be delivered in their packaging, unopened and untouched and returned to the kit unopened. For me, even in a nonemergency situation, I like to have on hand things that I know are tested and true, and capable of doing the job: "Here is my trusty stove which I have used many times - hot water in about three minutes. Now I am getting into my favorite sleeping bag which has given me many peaceful nights."
In any boa fide emergency, you will have enough novel situations with which to cope, so dependability is highly desirable. This alleged kit shows the shortcomings of most of this genre, broad, general categories that disregard individual situations, knowledge, and capability. it is better than nothing, but it only a faltering, hit-or-miss first steep.
A prominent feature of EQs is their unpredictability with respect to time, location, and severity. Keeps life interesting. incidentally, there is a very informative series on EQ preparedness running in the LA Times which is quite good. it covers much more than the contents of this mediocre kit.
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Geezer in Chief