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their GHB                      My ghb
Anti-zombie machete            Water bottle
Monocular                      sun glasses
Ham radio                      fm radio
bivvy sack ( camo)             Lyft app
small handgun                  small paperback
carabiner                      no carabiner
100' of milspec paracord 2x    safety pins
2 MRE's                        2 cliff bars

Anyone who needs a machette to get home is entirely too rural for my tastes. I do carry a folding knife. And a water bottle.
Agreed, sunglasses are useful, a monocular ... why?
Ham transceiver for "the big one", FM radio for "the small one".
No bivvy sack, no Lyft app.
A handgun is potentially much more useful than a paperback.
No need for a carabiner, my trip home is horizontal, not vertical.
No perceived need for paracord or safety pins to get home.
My immediate nutrician needs to simply get back home can be handled by excess body fat.