Let's get a group of forum members together and join the assault on Area 51. When the shooting starts we could whip out the FAKs.

Who's in?

Posting above reported to moderators. Do not seem to fit the forum rules.

Despite rumors to the contrary, The moderators do have a sense of humor and are fine with the post.

Me, were I bizarre enough to participate in an event like this, I'd surely opt to take a larger FAK than I normally carry.

This might turn out to be a interesting showcase of our military's capabilities. Although, stopping a herd of people carrying bongs and beers through the desert could probably be handled easily using nothing more than medieval technology.

That depends. Which superpower were you wanting to use for this assault?

Jeanette Isabelle

My ability to bore people into a stupor with a discussion on the difference between cash and accrual accounting. We'll walk right in.

Since the mob is proposing to Naruto run toward Area 51, I guess there will be many knee and face injuries from tripping on the uneven terrain. (I seem to recall that if you knock a tooth out, you should keep it in cold milk until you reach a dentist.)

The plus side is that there won't be broken arms.

Apparently this is the physical conditioning regiment that many are undertaking to rescue aliens in Area 51:

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/8382/Gym-Posts-Training-Video-To-Help-Aliens-Escape-Area-51

For the old folks -- Naruto is a fictional character from a Japanese cartoon (or "anime" in Japanese). He likes to run leaning forward, with his arms behind.

As an oldie, thank you very much, Bingley, for the update of "Naruto." I would never have known.

I suspect there would be broken arms, though, as well as a high percentage of cranial injuries, unless suitable head protection is worn...

Sounds like the posture that speed skaters use. However, they are on very flat, very manicured ice. Not a rocky desert floor.

I hope they post videos!

Please enlighten me where the humour is `cos I don´t get it.