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#291222 - 11/29/18 06:33 PM Starting a Fire With Spaghetti Sauce
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Registered: 11/13/06
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I thought this was satire when I first read it.

https://ktla.com/2018/03/21/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-costume-accused-of-trying-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5ab3479104d30164474a65f2&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

I would not be surprised if, one day, these two men will receive the Darwin Award. Even Lawnchair Lary, an honorary Darwin Award winner, never attempted to start a fire with spaghetti sauce.

Jeanette Isabelle
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#291504 - 12/26/18 01:15 PM Re: Starting a Fire With Spaghetti Sauce [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
brandtb Offline
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Registered: 11/26/04
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Loc: S.E. Pennsylvania
I think it's possible. Ragu always gives me heartburn.
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#291507 - 12/27/18 01:40 AM Re: Starting a Fire With Spaghetti Sauce [Re: brandtb]
KenK Offline
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Registered: 06/26/04
Posts: 2211
Loc: NE Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: brandtb
I think it's possible. Ragu always gives me heartburn.


Ha Ha Ha!! I think Brian is sneaking in an excellent candidate for best ETS quote of 2018 just before the end of the voting period!!!

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#291513 - 12/29/18 06:38 AM Re: Starting a Fire With Spaghetti Sauce [Re: KenK]
brandtb Offline
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Registered: 11/26/04
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Loc: S.E. Pennsylvania
Originally Posted By: KenK
Originally Posted By: brandtb
I think it's possible. Ragu always gives me heartburn.


Ha Ha Ha!! I think Brian is sneaking in an excellent candidate for best ETS quote of 2018 just before the end of the voting period!!!


If I knew there was a contest I would have said it in Shakespearean English -

"Now is the dinner of our discontent."
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