Reason I didn't invite you guys over because you would be cramping my style with all your war stories and skills. I'm just a greenhorn and you be bragging about your survival adventures and smootch all the ladies. I will be sweating me self to start a fire and one of you cowboys just flicks his fingers and flames will shoot up. Or I be trying to put a bandaid on the scrape and you just walk into a bushes and walk out with a bunch of herbs and remedies that make holy grail water look weak. We run out of water and I be going back and forth between the river and a camp and one of you fine gents strikes the ground with the heel of your boot and not only get water but also discover oil. No no no thank you very much.

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Matt