I appreciate all the suggestions! Though, to be honest, I am averse to buying something new.
Instead I will dig through my bin of old folders and cut one down to a legal size, probably with a non-threatening sheepsfoot shape. I have the gear to do this without ruining the temper. And I'll limit my risk of an involuntary donation to about $5.
It will definitely not be tacticool. But it will have an adequate handle. I'll test drive it during lumberjack and planting season here at the mini-ranch.