Yeah, I’m always mistaking a laser pointer for a handgun
No, actually that’s never happened.

Speaking of oil lamps, it's pretty easy to stash some Dietz lanterns and a couple sealed five gallon cans of k-1 kerosene from lowes. Dietz lanterns are what the Amish in my area use. Of course, I have some led lanterns based on aa batteries, with a solar recharger too. Best to cover all the bases! (yeah, couple cases of votive candles...)