So next time ...
NEVER yell at The Bear.
Maybe it depends on what the bear is doing before you yell. The bear might read it as an aggresive attempt to steal the dinner.
Bells might be much better. For a bow hunter the may even help to avoid the hassle with those game critters
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Maybe sing to The Bear.
Or recite Elizabethan poetry?
Or chat about the weekly NCAA football rankings?
If you are going to use poetry, use the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex.
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