Originally Posted By: Bingley


With only two legs left, when I wear the colander in the fashion you recommend, I'll know which way is the front. Viking horns are still useful for today's survival situations!


Orient it so the bolt is in the back. That's the antenna. The remaining legs will serve for ears.


Next you'll need to bring us a shrubbery......



Edited by unimogbert (12/01/16 08:26 PM)