I'm going to start developing an unhealthy hankering for venison.
That canīt be unhealthy

. Venison is healthy food. It sure is a lot healthier than the usual cookies. It should be eaten more.
That reminds me that I need to go to the Swedish funiture store and get some reindeer for the holidays.
Donīt be too shy to let people know that hearing "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer" over and over again inspired you to make that choice.
If we had reindeer around here, I might even be tempted to buy a permit, load my Hawken rifle and harvest one myself.