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"The two-week-old baby in New Stuyahok, a village of about 500 people northeast of Dillingham on the Nushagak River, was suffering from neonatal pneumonia and a local medical care provider felt the child's life was in danger, said Candis Olmstead of the Alaska Air National Guard."


Such reckless parenting! They should have known better than to procreate in Alaska, a dangerous frontier loaded with bears, cold weather, and salmon. That baby had a lot of nerve to come down with pneumonia, too.

/<sarcasm>