I get a "fresh" "fruit cake" for each BoB & my E&E Bag each Christmas Season.
Is it even legal to use those words in the same sentence?
Those darn things seem to stay preserved for ever!
Common wisdom has it that there have only been 4 fruit cakes ever made. And they just keep getting circulated from family to family every Christmas since 1917. I think I may have one out in the garage buried under the tractor parts. I need to go dig it up and mail to somebody.