I dunno. Hard to beat the stall in the tavern in the movie "Desperado". What a great façade that would make.

Having said that, I can believe things could be pretty bad in Edinburgh. I saw the movie "Trainspotting", and was fairly astonished when Ewan MacGregor climbed out of the toilet.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
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