The question is, did Goldilocks stab the Mama bear, the Papa bear, or the Baby bear?

Apparently her knife was just right.

Sounds like Misunderstood Bear:

well not a pocket knife but you know how KaBar knives were named.

"Our name dates back to the early 1900's from a fur trapper testimonial. He wrote that while trapping, his gun jammed leaving him with only his knife to kill a wounded bear that was attacking him. He thanked us for making the quality knife that helped him to kill a bear, but all that was legible was "K a bar". Honored by the testimonial, the company adopted the phrase KA-BAR as their trademark."

Chances are bear-spray would have worked just as well or better.

Are they raising men or mice in the America's these days? She sounds like the sort of woman that any self respecting Man should go Wiving for.

I can't believe you guys aren't helping out more with the Misunderstood Bear meme...

Knife? Pfft.

Grab the bear's tongue with your Leatherman. Or your hand.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunsw...falls-1.2021414