This will probably end up in a gift catalog in the back of airline seats.
Maybe you could order them there, but I wonder if these shears would make it through security and onto a commercial airliner?
Leatherman does some off-the-wall stuff. Interesting exercise, and I would love a review of this item.
But I regret to say that I would never buy one. The beauty of decent paramedic shears is that they are fairly tough, non-threatening, and ultimately disposable.