quietly Learning- How do you tie a banana on your head?
This is how I do it every morning before I leave for work:
Soak the banana in cool water
Peel the banana skin into three strips leaving the last 2" of the peel connected
Eat 1/2 the banana. -The potassium is good for you
Mash the remainder of the banana against the top of your head. -The banana prevents sunburn
Cut (2) 18" lengths of paracord (I know you have paracord)
Tie one end of each length of paracord to a separate banana skin strip.
Arrange the skin so that the point of the skin is centered sticking up from the top of your head and each cord hangs in front of your ears. -The loose skin strip should hang free behind your head to protect your neck.
Tie the paracord into a nice big bow under your neck to keep it secure.
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