Then again, he did spend a lot of time in the library. I've heard stories about what goes on in the stacks ...
Yes, especially the section still labeled with the Dewey Decimal System. Nobody ever goes there. Sometimes it's used to store spare library furniture, which adds to the possibilities.
You know, the upshot is that whoever decides to date him in spite of the van is probably not a shallow person. You also know whoever rejects him just because of the van is probably not a keeper.