That is oh so funny and true. A little side trip here: When I was driving out of Alaska in November of '90, I was the only non-uterine member of the expedition. Try getting a 4 yr-old girl to use a "Lady J" in a van at 20 below zero! I had to walk around outside for about 20 minutes waiting for that transaction. I think I would have preferred to see a Yeti to get things moving along! I feel your pain Jac.