Well thank goodness for some sanity to return to the airways. I took my Swiss Army Knife every time I traveled overseas and it hurts my feelings that I can't have it in the cabin to file my nails, cut my sausage or fidget with something needing repair or adjustment.
I would hate to think how terrible it would be to even attempt to actually stick any individual with such a tool. I am certain the damage done to the knife wielder would equal or exceed that of the stabee...