"Right now, it contains: Baby documents Change pad Diapers Wipes Roll of doggie doo doo bags Butt cream Vaseline Receiving Blankets(2) Extra onsie ...
10 million other things ... Maxi pads Jetscream whistle on lanyard
PSK (modified DR/AMK, including MicroPUR tabs, BIC, etc.)"

Hahahahaha!
The next step is that you give up and stay at home.
Don't worry .. you'll be back in the wilderness in 5 years or so :-)

Pete2