"We just use the knife"
We Texans just use our TEETH!

Texans have teeth?

Always wondered why Texans packed the extra floss. First, to close up the "shelter" and then (I assume) to remove the bear bits.

(Geez, JP, lazy pitch across the plate? People can't resist; they're gonna take a swing.)

"they're gonna take a swing"
Swing away! In addition to BIG teeth, we Texans have really thick skin. Imagine a vampire crossed with an armadillo.

Something like this?:

"Something like this?"
Hey, where did you find that picture of Fluffy?

Just googled around for armadillo and that picture turned up.

Fluffy is my dogadillo, (cross between an armadillo and a really big dog). I bought him off Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Friendly, but a real bear to feed and bathe.