Has anyone actually explained to these middle aged crisis Walmart shopping Bear Grylls inspired adventurers that
Cliff Jumping is actually more exciting than
White Water Rafting
Some people never learn, including me , because I would be right back there getting their sorry butts out of the river if the need arose.
Perhaps you might be allowed to club them over the head, get them stuffed and mounted over the fireplace next time after reeling them in.
