Darwin was foiled this time, thanks to the rescuers. The wife should take out a big life insurance policy on her husband and think twice next time about calling 911.


"He had no remorse for putting anyone else in danger and did not comprehend that he was lucky to be alive," according to the report.

Kingsbury asked a trooper to go back to the river to look for the cooler, which held his cellphone.

The trooper "informed him that due to the raging waters and the danger they pose to anyone that ventures near them, no attempt would be made to locate his cooler."




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